hairtastrophe


a complete hair disaster.
i’ve dyed my hair 18 times now and it still looks awful! what a hairtastrophe!!!

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  • Jamwagon

    derived from the term ‘bandwagon’, it’s used to collectively describe girls who back up one of their own for sometimes no valid reason other than sharing gender. ‘on the jam’ is a vernacular phrase for being on ones period. bert: kate told donald she was on her period and couldn’t have s-x. donald, hearing this, […]

  • Popularity Contest

    noun- any high school cl-ss president election – ever. even though joe was more fitting to be cl-ss president, john won solely because his good looks were enough to win a popularity contest. n. what you get when you take two dogs, three cats and a sack and shake vigorously when i was in seventh […]

  • Poozer

    a word green lantern kilowog used to describe a people from time to time. kind of like “jack–ss” or “putz” native of bolovax vik, kilowogs home planet. hal jordan: “i don’t like that guy gardner punk. he’s got a real sh-tty att-tude.” kilowog: “yeah, he’s a real poozer.” guy gardner: ” hey, what are guys […]

  • death angel

    a death angel is someone who murders someone out of mercy, but definitely not for revenge or for the h-ll of it. death angel a nurse who “pulls the plug” on a dying man. a man who kills perverts, thiefs, or rapists.


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