HairTight


the degree to which a beard net worn by a street meat vendor actually prevents his hair from falling into the food.
me: “maybe they just forgot shave the hair from that lamb.”

willie: “are you kidding? did that beard net look hairtight to you?”

me: “no, i suppose it didn’t”

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