Hairtork
(hair·tork) -ed, -er, -ing v, n. 1. the act of grabbing a girl firmly by the ponytail, and firmly at the base of the jaw; snapping the jaw down with enough force to unhinge it, and ramming your p-n-s into the mouth. especially common after the act of ‘skullf-cking’. (see reference)
“whoa bro, nice! you hairtorked the sh-t out of her!”
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