Hairy Ass Gorilla
my grandmother, who weighs 652 pounds, is 8′ 4″ tall, drives a mac truck, and runs the 40 in 10.2. from the movie dazed and confused.
you: wow look at that monster. who is that?
me: that’s my grandmother, she’s a hairy -ss gorilla.
you: wow.
me: yep, weighs 852 pounds, is 8′ 4″ tall, drives a mac truck, runs a 40 in 10.2, and eats small children for lunch.
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