hairy assmaster


the north american version or the harry -ssmaster.

1. when a s-xually frustrated male college student takes s-xual advantage of male dorm/flat mates while they are p-ssed out from excessive partying. this usually involves -n-l probing of the unsuspecting victim.the distinction between the hairy -ssmaster and the harry -ssmaster is derived from the tendency that north americans are unable to pr-nounce the name ‘harry’. extensive british studies indicate that 87.5% of north american college students studying in the united kingdom mispr-nounce the name harry as ‘hairy’.
2. a closet h-m-s-xual
3. an -ssmaster
north american: “you are such a hairy -ssmaster”
british colleague: “it’s ‘harry’;not ‘hairy’ you stupid american. now drop your pants”

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