hairy bastard
a man with hair covering the following areas of his body. face, neck, chest, shoulders, back, arms, legs, -ss, backs of fingers, tops of toes. a neanderthal
throwback, a missing link. a person who
will scare children if shirtless.
my brother-in-law is such a hairy b-st-rd that he looks like he has on black coveralls when he’s naked.
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