Hairy Bear Fairy
the mystical spirit of facial hair, who often wakes up prejudiced towards a type or types of facial hair or lack there of and causes physical, emotional, or mental harm to those he wakes up prejudiced to.
“dude, i wasn’t gunna shower this morning before cl-ss, but the hairy bear fairy woke up prejudiced towards lumberjack beards, and mine was unruly and unsightly. so in order to more thoroughly impress the ladies, i showered and tended to my lumberjack beard to appease the hairy bear fairy. you wanna be on his good side man…”
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