hairy candle


when you c-m into a condom and then cut off your pubic hair shove it in the condom and freeze it.

this tactic is sometimes used as a prank on a girlfriend. the “hairy candle” is put in the place of the girl friends d-ld-. then when the girlfriend goes to use their d-ld-, they feel a cold, sticky, and worst of all hairy c-m stick in their p-ssy.
my girl friend wouldn’t shut up so i made a hairy candle and took her d-ld-. wow jon that takes b-lls.

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