Hairy Cremer


a name for someone with perfect hair that spits cream all over a chicks face after f-cking her in the -ss. he does this while checking out / combing his hair in the mirror.
dude, i pulled a hairy cremer last night and my hair looked soooo tight when that b-tch got creamed!

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