hairy crumpler
verb
to feel needlessly b-tt hurt by cr-ss social banter
amy: you’re such a queer
harry: i’m gunna cry me a river then go police the interweb
amy: what the f-ck is your malfunction you degenerate hairy crumpler? sack up
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