hairy curtain


he act of having s-x though a beard.

either the males if it is long enough to have sec through. or you have a third party dangle the beard in between while the act is commenced
friend – how was the love making last night ?

girl – we tried the hairy curtain, but his friend curt kept staring at my beave

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