Hairy Donkey Pie


a s-xual move in which the female component does not shave her -n-l regions for some time, growing a rectal bush of sorts. -n-l intercourse is then partaken in, when the male climaxes, he removes his phallice from her r-ct-m and blows his payload in the hair surrounding her -n-l gap, then slapping her on the -ss, causing her to say ‘hee-haw’ and kick like a mule.
dude me and my girlfriend had our first hairy donkey pie last night…it was great.

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