hairy eyelids
adj. hairy eyelids refers to a paticular person that has a number of perverted or s-xually devient physical qualities.
ie. sloped neanderthal browline
skuzzy, unkept beard
large, rapist style reading gl-sses
drives a large piece of sh-t white cargo van…probably ford.
hey amanda, don’t let your children near that dirt bag hes got some “hairy eyelids.”
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