hairy gooch


when that woman no shaven her private part. usually looks like a jungle
me:hey lady wanna fornicate
lady: sure but be weary of my hairy gooch as rumour has it chuck norris is in it.
me:of course he is dum-ss, chuck norris is everywhere at once

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