hairy gorilla
shave your p-b-s before you have s-x with a chick. later, ride her hecka hard until you have to skeet. take out your shlong and cream on her chest and rub it around. whip out your p-b-s that you had hopefully stashed in a nice tupperware or baggy and dump em on her chest. thus, the hairy gorilla.
other versions of the hairy gorilla:
i skeeted on the sides of her face and slapped on my p-b-s to create the “hairy h-ssidic jew”!
i skeeted on her feet and slapped on my p-b-s to create the notorious “hairy hobbit”!
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