Hairy Gumbers


alternative reference for ‘t-st-cl-s and scr-t-m’, most often mentioned after a man gets out of a long, hot, steamy shower. after extended exposure to high heat and humidity the ball sac gets loose, resembling chewed bubble gum that has been stretched out and covered in p-b-s.
after his time in the sauna, larry’s hairy gumbers were slapping the inside of his knees.

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