hairy iguana


a man with m-ssive amounts of pubic hair, so much so that all you can see is the head of his p-n-s.
my sister walked in my room when i was w-nking and said “oh my god look at his hairy iguana!”
rubbing your p-n-s in a woman’s pubic hair so that it looks like it it covered in hair
the girl had so much bush it made for a great hairy iguana

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