hairy johnson
the hairy johnson is when a man shaves all his p-b-s off and puts it on his p-n-s. a girl will then suck the said p-n-s, and pubic hair that is on the p-n-s. this is called a hairy johnson. because his d-ck is hairy as f-ck.
“aight girl we gonna do the hairy johnson now”. female – “but why?” male – “b-tch you said you wanted me to shave my googus, so why not do this.”
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