Hairy Juan
top definition
a hispanic male who comes to north america to get some sweet p-ssy. he has large muscles and goes to clubs all night to leave with some -ss and pound it when he gets home. hairy juan refers to a man with much hair, therefore he is masculine. when b-tches see the hair he’s got on his chest and arms, they cant wait to get him home and have his hairy ball sack smacking their p-ssy from behind. please note the hairy juan will not be afraid to show off his hairy body and grind on p-ssy at clubs. he knows that only real mean have hair and takes his large c-ck with pride when scr-w-ng a sl-t in her holes.
juan: yo b-tches some round, im a hairy juan so you know im packing a long pole. who wants to suck?
b-tch: im getting some hairy b-lls tonight!
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