Hairy Mechanic
where one guy is f-cking another guy from behind while giving him a reach around. upon the receiver’s climax, the pubic hair from the receiver gets stuck to the hand and p-n-s of the giver because of the c-m.
i heard ethan gave matt a big brown hairy mechanic last weekend. matt is still recovering and ethan still has hair on his hand.
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