hairy monkey brains
the outcome of an unshaven scr-t-m being squeezed until the veins stick out. the shiny skin is evident, as well as the pubic hair. this looks like what would appear to be a small hairy brain. hairy monkey brains!
oh my g-d, the brains! no! i hate hairy monkey brains!
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