Hairy Morris


1. noun, the realization that what was delivered as being good news is actually bad news.

2. verb, a deceptive s-x act, where someone promises oral s-x and then when the p-n-s is presented to them they forcefully rip off the pubic hairs to inflict m-ssive amounts of pain.

example: john was acting hitting on my mom the whole time at the party, but i got even by giving him a hairy morris. he’ll for forget that for a while.
1. when the company revealed its new policy of paying out vacation days, the employees realized that the policy was a hairy morris because it meant that they’d now have to use their vacation days as sick days

2. john was acting hitting on my mom the whole time at the party, but i got even by giving him a hairy morris. he’ll for forget that for a while.
(n)

1. act of inflicting pain on someone by forcefully pulling the pubic hair while giving a bl-wj-b.

2. (metaphor) deceiving someone with a bad or harmful experience while making him think that it was going to be enjoyable or fruitful.
1. i didn’t think she noticed at the time, but when susan gave me that hairy morris, i realized that she didn’t appreciate me making eyes at her mom.

2. when the company said it was going to take away the sick days and pay them out instead, people were initially happy, until they realized that they’d have to use vacation time as sick days now. the new policy turned out to be a real hairy morris.

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