Hairy Nachos


the act of consuming cheesy nachos off of the hairy chest of your partner.
“you know what sounds good, scott? mexican food.”
“can i interest you in some hairy nachos?”
“no thanks scott, i don’t think i’m hungry anymore. also, please put your shirt back on.”

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