hairy palm delusionalist


a bloke who chats up random girls but only gets as far as their phone numbers before they realise he’s a complete tw-t and only talk to him out of sympathy.

this guy is probabally a virgin in his very late teens lying about the many girls he’s bedded. yet thinks he’s the hot sh-t!

the give away is the fact he acts like a complete virgin and will also have made up an unbelievable senario of loosing his virginity at a ridiculously young age with some one many years older!
that mouthy saddo, he is a hairy palm delusionalist

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