Hairy Palms


“they” used to tell children that masturbating would result in a variety of physical maladies, including hairy palms.
if you m-st-rb-t-, you’ll get hairy palms.
…your typing with them….you make me sick!
stop jerking off you’ll end up with hairy palms.
masturbating, or used to describe a very s-xy woman
ducked home for a shower and a hairy palm.

look at that! she’s the f-ckin hairy palm….
all wookies
chewbacca’s got hairy palms!
people who are half monkey
jeesus – that geezers got hairy palms, he must be half monkey

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