hairy parachute
when a man stretches his scr-t-m to its limit and then jumps from a certain height and then floats down softly onto the face of his waiting partner.
my wife anxiously waited on the bed while i climbed the wardrobe, with my expanded scr-t- in both hands, to attempt a perfect hairy parachute descent and landing.
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