Hairy Platypus
when a dude performs a duck-billed platypus on a girl when he has a huge beard. basically, a guy gives a girl an -rg-sm with his chin and giant beard.
before i shaved my biker beard, i gave a hooker a hairy platypus in a grungy motel.
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