Hairy Sackett


a term that when uttered will usually end a conversation or facebook thread abruptly. the effect of this is always more pr-nounced when the subject of the conversation revolves around the now deceased singer/song writer ronnie james dio.
although the possibility of a hairy sackett was first postulated by the mathematician liebniz in 1704, it was not until 1974 that the indian physicist sivaramakrishna chandrasekhar was able to empirically prove it’s existance.
person 1: i have to tell you the story about my enormous cyst before we have dinner.

person 2: hairy sackett

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