Hairy Sanchez


when a girl with a hairy patch above her v-g-n- sits on your face, thus causing said patch to appear as a mustache on your face.
when my girl gives me a hairy sanchez, i look like i have ron jeremy ‘stache.
covering my girlfriends j-zzed covered upper lip with p-b-s cut from my ball sack
my girlfriend looked like hitler after i gave her a hairy sanchez

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