hairy sea lemon
a hairy sea lemon is a term for somebody who fails at life. it has been coined from one of the monsters in legends of dragoona that looks like a sea lemon. it’s really easy to beat and it fails at life as well
tiger woods fails at life, therefore he is: a hairy sea lemon.
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