Hairy Spider


when you take a number 2 on someone’s chest and you then cut your p-b-s off on it to make the residue resemble a new species of arachnid.
“wow that was the biggest hairy spider i have seen ever”
a girl with hairy nipples.
that chick was really hot, but what a turn-off when i saw those dirty hairy spiders.

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