hairy starfish


noun: slang for a woman’s -n-s who prefers not to shave.
dude: how’d it go last night?

homie: it was cool until she spread her cheeks and that hairy starfish winked at me.

dude: oh man that’s scary. well, did you go on in?

homie: naw man, wasn’t feelin up for a safari after all that borski.

dude: you candy -ss!!

homie: yeah i know, i’m worthless and weak.

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