Hairy Stimpleton


the act of shaving off your b-tthole-net and then -j-c-l-t-ng onto it. after that you find your prey and stick this hairy-c-m-glue to their face in such a way that it creates an authentic biker beard. although this is very humorous it might get you called names like j-zz guzzeling rectal wart or donkey raping sh-t eater.
i was wondering what my best friend would look like with a beard so i got him drunk one night and gave him a hairy stimpleton.

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