hairy wilson


the view a woman has of a man eating her out. this phrase references the “home improvement” character, wilson wilson, who is only seen with his eyes peeking over the top of a fence (the “fence” in this case is the pubic hair).
girl 1: yeah, craig went down on me last night…we’re talking total hairy wilson here.
girl 2: nice!

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