hairymcsnuggles
a large hairy creature that is generally human, though covered with soft brown luscious curly hair. most will find him to be irresistibly attractive and will chase after him like wild animals wanting to sh-g him like never before.
girl: “zomg i love hairymcsnuggles!”
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