Hairyogamy


(hair-ee-ogamy) (n):a ritual practiced by many families in rural villages that consists of every member of a family removing all facial hair i.e( eyebrows/eyelashes/lip hair/chin hair) combining it to create a soup or drink that is then consumed by the youngest member of the family (mainly boys) in order for that individual to grow facial hair in a matter of days
“woah! check out the bristles on that 6 year old columbian! it must’ve taken him years to grow that.”

“nah i’ve seen younger. his parents are probably hairyogomists. poor kid…take a picture!”

“my parents are firm believers in hairyogamy. every month i have to eat my dad’s eyelash fondue with a side of my mom’s p-b- lemonade”

“dude you know it’s only supposed to be facial hair right?”

“d-mn it mom you said my beard would grow softer if i drank your lemonade!”

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