Haiti Fucked


a reference to when something has gone so wrong and is so far from salvation or recovery, that it’s comparible to the hatai earthquake on janurary 12th, 2010.
person 1: “look at the mess the other guys left behind”.
person 2: “yeah, this is f-cked. in fact, this is so much worse than f-cked. it’s haiti f-cked”.

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