Haitian Standard Time


about 45 mins or an hour p-ssed stated start time.

in the event that, a haitian event is being thrown (birthday party, wedding, church, etc…) it is normal for partic-p-nts to arrive 45 mins to an hour late.

this was derived from est (eastern standard time) and adding 45 mins to an hour for late-ness

party start time is suppose to be 4pm, haitians arrive at 4:45 or 5pm because they run on hst.
person 1: dang! church started and there’s only 4 people in the audience!

person 2: yeah, dats that hst for ya!

person 1: what?!

person 2: hst, you know, haitian standard time

person 1: lol!

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