Haito


used as a noun instead of ‘w-nker’ or verb to depict male masturbation. can also be used as a euphomism for the -j-c-l-t–n of a male.

1. dude, you’re just a haito!
2. be right back. need to haito.
3. ewww! i’ve just haito’d all over my hand!

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