haj


1. the holy journey to mecca. it is an act of worship (pilgrimage). it usually gives a great spiritual boost to the pilgrim.

2. a t-tle given to the person who has performed the act of haj. usually indicates wisdom and serenity.

3. a t-tle sometime given to an elderly muslim who seems as wise and serene as a haj. this use of the word is controversial however.
first person: ahmad is back from haj!
second person: great let’s go and congratulate him.

i met haj hasan yesterday! he is so wise and respectable.

haj ali is a nice person but he didn’t have a chance to perform haj yet. he is so eager to see mecca.
“hajs” it’s a slang word for money in polish language.
– gdzie jest mój hajs? (where is my money?)
of arab descent, and from new jersey. typically used by people from new york.
“hey, the guy is a haj from jersey, what do you expect?”
when something is beyond awesome, (usually with great t-ts)
man that girl is such a haj.
racial slang for arabs.

-derives from hajjie on johnie quest (show on cartoon network)
look, that haj is having oral s-x with a camel and wiping up the s-m-n with his turban!
haj – half a job

used to indicate an event where someone has clearly got f-cked off mid-way through a task and got someone else to finish it for them (or even just p-ssed it off as complete when it blatently isn’t)
for f-ck’s sake diddly, do i have to finish off everything you do. that’s such a f-cking haj!

i wouldn’t be surprised if you don’t give me a shout mid-way though an angry one and get me to finish it off for you.
another word for “sp-nk” or “gentlemen’s juice”
david blaine hajed all over his gl-ss box, as he was bored and had nothing else to do.

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