Haku Machente


means, “the scorpion king has a tiny ding-a-ling!”

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    when the front of a lady’s pants hang down low enough to flash a lil bit of the vageen. ex: male protagonist: “d-mn, look at that girl! her pants is so low she showing the top of her vag! protagonist’s friend: “wow, that’s one nice clevagine.”

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    hard to get target. a girl you trying to holler at but trying to play hard to get. the breezy acting like a harget making me work to get some.

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    laughing my f-ckin -ss off while rolling on floor laughing out loud guy 1: did you see that n00b get pwnd guy 2: yeah i was l.m.f.a.o.w.r.o.f.l.o.l guy 1: you too!


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