Hakuna Matoddler


it means no babies, for the rest of your days. a pact made between friends to restrain from ever producing offspring.
“yo, pumba, how many kids do you want to have?”

“timon, hakuna matoddler! what a wonderful phrase
hakuna matoddler! ain’t no p-ssing craze
it means no babies for the rest of your days
it’s our problem-free philosophy
hakuna matoddler!”

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