Hal Jordan


1) a comic book character who doesn’t take sh-t from anyone, including old people; has punched batman in the d-mn mouth for talking back to him

2) possesses a ring that creates green constructs and runs on will power
i asked hal jordan to save my house from burning down, but instead he punched me in the face and ganked my car.

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