Halberta
the name for the province of alberta in canada after having been taken over by various corporations intent on the liquidation of environmental -sset, namely halliburton in relations to the abundant tar sands.
” i hear that in halberta they give 400 dollars to every man woman and child in recompense for the destruction of caribou wintering grounds.”
“honey, get the kids, we’re moving to halberta.”
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