Hale, Michigan


crossroads town above the thumb in michigan. little more than a blinking light, a store and a bar where all the locals can be found. hale’s bar features a unique custom, no matter what beer one orders, the bar maid draws alternately from either the schlitz or pabst blue ribbon tap. locals apparently cannot distinguish between the two nor between both and all other beverages.
“when you are in hale, michigan you can drink some schlitz and get the sh-ts.”

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