Haleigh Cavalier
outgoing, raymond-lover, long legged, ungraceful, gorgeous, soooo second-grade like, p–ps on peoples decks, likes long walks on the beach, pina coladas, and getting caught in the rain. wonders why dogs have 4 legs and a snout. eats deoderant. pees in ears. plays with dog toys. prank calls people, accusing them of being rejected. loves to fart on gofers. love to rub other peoples -sscheeks. considers herself weinerlicious. sells weed on the street in nyc, doubles as a prost-tute. only costs $5 for one night. consider yourself lucky to meet her.
guy; omg, i totally got haleigh cavaliered last night.
friend; dude, you are the luckiest son of a mother i have ever met.
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