haley mallory
you are an amazing women. a faithful person who will never let anyone down. you conquer everyone’s happiness before yours. your beautiful on the inside and out. have a huge heart that has been broken and has been put back together many of times. your just a great person all around.
when are you going to be like haley mallory
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