haley waple
the girl you want to be with the rest of your life. she’s got an amazing personality, she makes you laugh, smile, giggle, all of the above. she will make you drop to your knees with one kiss. she’s worth marrying the first chance you get. and if that’s not enough for you, she is super s-xy with a flat stomach and an -ss for days. she can twerk.. go get her ryan.
oh haley waple? that’s ryan’s girl 🙂
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