half a blowjob
when your girl is giving you a bl-w j-b & her dad calls to say he’s on his way before she’s done.
in extreme cases, you may have to hide your erection to go meet her parents.
warning: this may result in blue b-lls if you don’t finish off yourself. try to avoid repeated incidents.
guy 1: dude, did she swallow?
guy 2: nah, her dad called before i was finished. i only got half a bl-wj-b
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