Half And Half Drunk


when you idiotically mix half and half with alchohol and have the strange side effects like:
1. randomly puking blood with no signals
2. eating things that shouldn’t be eaten
3. falling on flat surfaces
4. seeing fairies
etc.
1. man i ate a burger smothered in whine yesterday and i got drunk.
2. well yesterday i had half and half mixed with beer and got half and half drunk im still suffering the worst hangover i randomly puke blood, and see fairies.
1. that sucks man
2. ahhhhhhhhhhhhhh

person 2 falls down and doesn’t get up

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